I Do Not Grant You The Rank Of Jedi Master

just-shower-thoughts:

Babies sure do stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight.

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AHHHHHH

aimfortheapex:

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proudofphan:

me, going for a long car ride: yes I can listen to so much music

(via dreamsbyfleetwoodmac)

pearlmarley:

my therapist: so what has been your coping mechanism so far?

me:

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beetledrink:

my mom just started laughing out loud sitting alone in the living room and when i asked what she was looking at she whirled her laptop around to show me this nacho libre gif blown up to full screen size

(via rcktpwr)

Where can I get a good milkshake at midnight and DON’T say steak n shake

Special shoutout to frank whaley

How people gonna pull up my profile on Xbox to send an invite, see that I’m watching Netflix and still have the audacity to ask if I want to play gta with them

kimlipinjection:

foreverfakingsmiles:

whitelucio:

It’s so hot that we all survived 2018 and xxxtentacion didn’t

Fuck you!! X was everything!!!

everything but alive

(via neeetsocks)

deepnest:

deepnest:

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

(Source: rocketreturns, via ubercharge)